(Reader: GK) Q up the Hash


Reader Post | By GK

My mother always told me, “if you can’t say something nice, say nothing at all.”

I never listened to my mother.

Ha. Kidding.

Actually I have done a pretty good job of not bickering with other writers here.

Mostly I don’t read more than the headline. That is usually enough to tell me whether it is a rehash of hash warmed up and re-served as old hot hash. Ketchup and Tabasco can’t hide it’s old hash that should be trash hash but hey, if you like eating rehashed hash, enjoy.

Oh speaking of… Look at this…

Pretty sure some of these rehash hash short order cooks or crooks are flipping the flapjacks around here Jack. Jacking us off. But hey, if it smells like bacon, tastes like bacon and is shaped like bacon, it’s bacon. And bacon is bad for you but really yummy with rehashed hash and even though it’s 10PM I am going to make a BLT.

Yep. Everytime I use food analogies I end up eating and getting fatter.

“I’m not one to get involved in another writer’s affairs but jeesh… throw some Tabasco in the mix. Give it some flavor.”

Or…”I’m not one to get involved with another man’s wife but she makes great re-hashed hash.”

Or…”I’m not one to get involved in another patriots patriotism but seriously… Pledge of allegiance? Really?” What’s next? Duck and cover for old timey sakes?

MMM… About that uncooked bacon needing cooking that ain’t cooking itself. FRYday,,, Oh that was an awesome pun. There are many reasons I am alone on a Friday wishing I had married an Amish gal. I could say Helga fry me up a BLT and she would likely not get all Betty Friedkin on me, the wicked step mother of feminism. Should have made you Google it. But Helga the big dress apron Amish gal probably never heard of Betty. Yet another Commie talmudist who contributed to the American males misery by interfering in our relationships. Beeyatch. But I digress. 

And to quote the great Homer Simpson.Regarding bacon.

Not sure how to quote that drooling sound he makes but yeah that.

I have so much more month left than money– anyone want to hire me to cook them breakfast? Clothes optional. 

What? Pay me more to keep them on?

Hey that hurt.

This pointless post ends… right…. here.


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